Ultimate conference
This has got to be the single most hilarious conference on Earth.
KEY:
little kid stuck in the middle - LK
ultimate juvenile diabetic - UJD
most famous person in ps - MFPIP
yo-girl from pondy - Yp
random jobless girl - RJG
silent spectator girl - SSg
rapster satti - RS
Real
silent spectator boy - SSb
Walking insult machine from Noida - WimfN
yo-girl from Chennai - Yc
confused girl - Cg
Birthday girl - Bg
UJD: what in the world?
MFPIP: hey yo all
RJG: hey ppl...
Yp: hola
RJG: care to introduce urselves.... i am at a loss
UJD: hello !!
MFPIP: No, thank you.
MFPIP: satti is here
MFPIP: so is nidhi
SSg: ha
MFPIP: anirudh is only RAPSTER
SSg: ha
SSg: hah
SSg: hahahah
RS: er.. hu os nidhi?
MFPIP: viva la bagitalle is nidhi
UJD: who?
SSg:
Yp: nidhi
UJD: who in the world is NIDHI??
Yp:
Yp: me me is nidhi
UJD:
UJD: no offence
UJD: but thats
RS: has to be agirl man
Yp: well I hate my full name.
RJG: hem hem.... do v no u nidhi?
RS: kunjumani has invited her..
Yp: and wow, you got THAT right there.
RS:
RS: yay!
MFPIP: satti
MFPIP: she is the girl who scrapped you long back
UJD:
RS: YESSSS?!?!?
RS: long back?
RS: er... when?
Yp: all your 12th mates eh.
RJG: yaaru pa idhu.... ultimate omega?
Yp: fun fun,
MFPIP: yep all 12th mates
SSg: sandu
UJD: ultimate ?
UJD:
RJG: oh.... k...lol
RS: now, kunju stop the suspense and tell us hu nidhi is..
RS: oh holy hell
UJD: u r that jaya grl from 12b rite?
RS: hu r u nidhi?
RJG: guilty!
Yp: ehm I'm a cool
UJD: satti seems very interested
Yp: anyway
RS: JAYA???... JAYA is here?
RS: yes yes.. i am..
SSg:
UJD: aaw
UJD: aint that cute
UJD:
RS: ya..
RS: lets make fun of me..
RS: lakshmi u shudnt laugh
RJG: y not?
RS: seeing that u have around 20 boyfriends in the skool
UJD: ooopsie
RJG:
RS: including one in this conference
RS:
SSg: satti stop..
Yp: ok now I'm confused.
RS: i wont..
RJG: midge...who di?
RS: its kinda fun to make fun of others..
RS:
SSg: i dunno
Yp: it is
SSg: satti luvs makin up stuff
RS: oh.. dont u?
SSg: jus bcoz i madeup ONE matter
MFPIP: really?
UJD: o ya
SSg: tht too dint blow it out of proprtion like he does
RS: ONE matter?
UJD: that lakshmi jayasuriya?
MFPIP: you made up a matter for SATTI?????????
SSg:
Yp: ya ya
UJD:
Yp: lol
RS: ONE matter for hu?
RJG: no of "PA's" constantly inc...huh...midge?
SSg: NOOOOOOOOOO]
SSg: JAYA NOOO
RS: ok... lakshmi.. u r gonna die..
RS: i am gonna list
RJG: k...k...
SSg: SATTI
RS: lets start in our class
SSg: PLZZZZZZZZZZZ
RS: starting from
SSg: I NEVER MENIONED
RS: ok ok..
SSg: THE MATTER
RS: since u plead
UJD:
RS: i wont..
UJD: ^^^^
UJD: ding ding
SSg: thank u
UJD: the winner -- satti
Yp: o-o;;
RS: Lakshmi wat say u that we team up
Yp: ppl MAKE SENSE
RS: to create
UJD: ok sure
MFPIP: satti
RS: a matter for SANDU!!!
SSg: team up and?
SSg: yesssss
UJD: ohh nice
SSg: sre;
RJG: and y should i not take over satti's noble work?>...
MFPIP: nidhi introduce yourself to satti no
MFPIP: he is only rapster on orkut
SSg: sure
SSg: nice idea da
UJD: What am i ?? some shepherd from
UJD: ?
RS: ok lets list the possibilities..
UJD: introduce urself to all of us
RJG: let nidhi speak...!!
Yp: who me
RS: lets start from Baghya of 12B
SSg:
UJD:
RS: and go till vaaruni
RJG: wow!!
UJD:
UJD: what to do
RS: and start from shruthi and smrithi of 12D
UJD: chicks dig me
UJD:
RS: and go till Laksmi Jayasuriya
UJD: go on
RS: whoever the HEll she is!
UJD: impressive
SSg: jayaprakash
Yp: "ultima_omega6: chicks dig me" indeed.
Yp: WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT ALREADY.
RS: watever..
RS: ok, nidhi introduce urself..
RJG: FINE.... REVEAL URSELF NIDHI!!
RS: rapster is ready to listen
UJD: the only reason satti is doing this is to impress certain ppl in this conference
RJG:
UJD: isnt that rite satti?
UJD:
Yp: I'm 15, write morbid poetry, love scandinavian metal and androgynous boy girls
RS: yes yes.. watever u say, my man!
Yp: also sarcasm
UJD: umm...
RS: ah..
RS: it amounts to u being a ukranian gal.. that true then?
UJD: i think this conv is going the wrong way
Yp: perhaps, I think I'm more mongolian but there might be SOME eurasian blood there
Yp: and no I'm not a mail-order bride.
RS: very much possible..
RJG: what way do u want it to go da?
RS: can u pls lift the suspense and reveal urself?
MFPIP: i want it that way - bsb
RS: kunju,
UJD: how abt..."hi I am a saint. I eat fruits for breakfast.Llamas milk for supper ??"
RS: can u atelast temme hu this is?
RJG: yeah please... suspense is killing us...
RS: sandu, that aint true for u even if it was a lie u know..
RS:
UJD: yea i know
UJD: i wud much rather eat chickhen head and fish fins
UJD:
SSg:
UJD: ^^^
UJD:
Yp: fish fins are yum
Yp: like tyres,
SSg: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
RJG: ugh!
MFPIP: this conf needs some C section elements in it
SSg: i swear
SSg: vikku
SSg: i forgot
Yp: and sheep entrails only more chewy
RJG: y the?
SSg: o tell u
RJG: forgot wat?
MFPIP: wat?
UJD: o_O
Yp: snh-snh
SSg: c sec guys were talkin to ramu sir after school today
SSg: semma comedy
UJD: Hey viva blah blah..are you vikkus girlfrnd?
MFPIP: no
SSg: u shudve been ther..
RJG: onna kekkala
Yp: duh no
Yp: I'm half celibate btw
Yp: and my name's nidhi
Yp: I lost my other grammatizator thingy
UJD: i wud say tht u lost
SSg:
Yp: they're right here in my pocket.
Yp: Your just jealous.
Yp:
UJD: Yea I sure am
UJD:
UJD: I bet every1 are
Yp: everyone is
Yp: not are
UJD: are you some sort of nurse or church lady?
UJD: ok
UJD: is
Yp: hardly, I hate nuns
MFPIP: she is a female satti
Yp: indeed
UJD: she is a female satti?
UJD: as in a female version of satti?
MFPIP: ya
SSg:
UJD: O____O
UJD:
SSg:
UJD:
SSg: wher is he?
RJG:
Yp: I thought that was established
Yp: who's satti??
SSg: satti???.. u ther?
Yp: he a serial killer?
UJD: hes gone
UJD: poor sod
MFPIP: anirudh ... batusai x ... rapster
Yp: NOICE.
MFPIP: you remember him dont you?
Yp: ah yes the d12 thingamabob
MFPIP: yep
MFPIP: amazed at him seeing which school he was from
Yp: poor darling listening to that awful hip-hop music
Yp: he's funny
UJD: are you some crazy gook from
UJD: O-o
Yp: in like a non-see-my-poonal-thingy way
UJD: o_O
UJD: clearly I am missing something
UJD: usually I am the one who talks gibberish
UJD: ...
Yp: like a sense of humour.
Yp: tee-hee
RJG: this conversation is going crazy.......... nidhi... which school r u in?
RJG: ?
Yp: school run by lesbian killer vampire nuns
UJD: o_O
UJD: O_o
UJD:
RJG: oh... thats an easy guess...
Yp: no really, I'm going to rig the convent with cameras
RJG: reactiona maathu sandeep...
UJD: Again no offence, but are you sure you are a girl?
Yp: I hate that bleddy line
MFPIP: basic info: she was in ps till 7th
MFPIP: 7 A or should i say yo
Yp: Of course I'm a girl
Yp: unless I have TFS which I dont
UJD: How old is this girl?
Yp: 15
Yp:
MFPIP: 11th std. batch
MFPIP: the YO batch
RJG: interested satti??
UJD: aaah
UJD: figures
Yp: indeed
RJG: midge.... u thr?
Yp: does anyone know if city centre stocks manga other than cheap girly crap?
Yp: or do I have to place an order
MFPIP: lots of manga
Yp: I only found girly clamp
Yp: I'm looking for x/1999
MFPIP: i dont know where that is available
MFPIP: you came all the way from pondy to chennai
MFPIP: for MANGA?
Yp: yeah
Yp: why?
MFPIP: you deserve applause
UJD:
Yp: I would order online but them bastards NEVER ship to
Yp: well our part of
Yp: oi, you a cool omega or a bleddy w kinda omega?
MFPIP: XD @ the question
UJD: aye bleddy w omega?
UJD:
Yp: like angular velocity
Yp: NOICE.
MFPIP: you mean Resistance ohm omega
MFPIP: or angular velocity omega
UJD: ...
MFPIP: http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=34751686
Yp: angular velocity is the bleddy w omega
MFPIP: dabal yuuu
UJD: how much have u been drinkin lil grl?
Yp: anyone here a member of shelfari?
Yp: I don't drink unless its new year's
UJD: I guess for you everyday is a new year then
UJD:
Yp: neh
MFPIP: where are gl and satti
Yp: I drink frighteningly little for my age though
MFPIP: they are very inactive
MFPIP: shall i call some more for the conf.
UJD: Its difficult to converse
MFPIP: hey all
MFPIP: now the fun begins
Cg: o_O
Bg: hiiiiii
Bg: ?
UJD: if you dont know who u r talkn to
MFPIP: everyone's here
Cg: wat it ees
MFPIP: wait
MFPIP: lets go in order
UJD: see what I mean
Bg: so?
MFPIP: and intro!
WimfN: : what the fuck is this?
RMfr: u ar adding everyone
Cg: sandeep engage the translator
Yp: lol at the wat it ees
UJD: aah screw it
UJD: lets just drink
WimfN: : whose
WimfN: : ultime
RMfr: intro 4 what
Yp: yay
WimfN: : omega?
Yp: vin is here
keyboard player: hello....may i come in?????
Yp: *hug*
Cg: who says what is real mystery
Bg: helllloooooooooooo?
Cg: is a *
Cg: everyone wish vaishu!
WimfN: : WHOSE ULTIMA OMEGA?
RMfr: KAKA
Cg: its her birthday tomorrow
UJD: WHO ARE YOU??
mental vice captain: this is bull shit
Cg:
WimfN: : OMG REALLY
WimfN: : ITS HER B'DAY
UJD: WHO?
WimfN: : TOMOROW
UJD: WHOS HER??
WimfN: : MAN I'M SO EXCITED
UJD: I have heard of him
WimfN: : WHO KNOWS?
Bg: vineeth?
Cg: HER IS VAISHNVAI
WimfN: : BUT JUST JOIN ALONG!
Yp: la la la
WimfN: : huh
Bg: hu is vineeth?
RJG:
WimfN: : HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?
Cg: VAISHNAVI
Cg:
MFPIP: wait
MFPIP: for those who dont know
Bg: hello?
Cg: WHY IS EVERYONE TYPING IN CAPS
Cg: XD
WimfN: : EH ? I'M VINEETH
MFPIP: i will intro everyone
Yp: gingivitis is the number one cause of tooth decay
WimfN: : WHATS YOU PROB?
UJD: That explains a lot,vineeth
WimfN: : WE TYPE IN CAPS
WimfN: : THERES
WimfN: : NO RULE WHICH SAYS WE CAN'T
MFPIP: jayasharadha is jayasharadha
Cg: absolutely not
MFPIP: lakshmi is lakshmi
WimfN: : Ok
Bg: vikku
MFPIP: viva la bagitalle is nidhi
WimfN: : so i'm vineet
RJG: thanks
WimfN: : and you may you be?
MFPIP: rohit realmadrid is rohit
Yp: ALRIGHTY THEN.
MFPIP: ultima omega is sandeep
Bg: stupid
Cg: which rohit o_O
MFPIP: siddarthreddy is j siddarth VICE captain
Bg: vineeth hu?
MFPIP: vaas2k3 is vaishnavi
WimfN: : umm
MFPIP: vasundhara is vasundhara
RJG: hey siddharth
Cg: ah.
Bg: which class?
MFPIP: vineeth is vineeth
RJG: hey vaish
Cg: which class who o_O
UJD: class student <_<
Bg: hey jc
MFPIP: vineeth j siddarth and nidhi
MFPIP: are all 11th
WimfN: : Eh does anyone here know me at all?
MFPIP: only siddarth is in ps right now
WimfN: : huh sandeep from 11C?
MFPIP: vineeth is in noida
UJD:
Cg: class student { void DESTROY(); }
Bg: oh ok
MFPIP: nidhi in pondy
Bg: karmam
Bg: vasu
MFPIP: rest are all 12th stds.
UJD: I think I need to book tickets for
Cg: rest and all
Cg: doesn matter fer us
Cg:
WimfN: : hey you sandeep from 11c?
Yp: aloha
WimfN: : and whose vaas?
MFPIP: no he is in 12 A
Cg: err that sandeep is 12 a
WimfN: : ook
WimfN: : ok
WimfN: : aloha............
Cg: we r all 12 a
Cg: me vikku vaishu sandeep
Cg: satti also
mental vice captain: me 11B
RJG: not me!!....12 B
UJD: and this vineeth?
Yp: DANCE!
MFPIP: was in 10 B
mental vice captain: alumni
MFPIP: varun v s classmate
Cg: o_O
RJG: oh
Cg: that guy ah
WimfN: : ohhh!
Cg: didnt satti have some issues
Cg: with him?
WimfN: : who had issues with whom?
Cg: nevr mind
MFPIP: our vice captain couldn't take it any more
Yp: lots of people whose names start with v, is this some conspiracy???? O-o;;
Cg: its all too complicated
Cg: its a conspirachy
MFPIP: yay
MFPIP: another VV
MFPIP:
MFPIP: v for vendetta
Yp: VARUN!!
Yp: change your name
Cg: now someone whose name sounds like a disease has joined this conversation
Yp: change your name
Yp: lol
RMfr: change
Cg: ausengashed
Cg: oops
Cg: ausengashes
SSb: ausengashes
UJD:
SSb: yeah!!
SSb: varun here!
Cg: sounds like a fateful disease
SSb: hola!!
Cg: no offense my friend
WimfN: : dude its aloha!
UJD: I have a very funny feeling that this conf is gona turn ugly
Yp: ultima omega is a sweet little dutch girl in disguise
Cg: o_O
MFPIP:
MFPIP: XD
Yp: ehm sandeep is a sweet little dutch girl in disguise
WimfN: : Oh you do, do you?
Cg: poor blighter dont make fun of him
MFPIP: nidhi is the best next to satti
Yp: indeed
MFPIP: satti's back
Cg: he can hold his own
WimfN: : its pretty obvious from the no. of people who are i nthe convo!
Cg: someone yank satti here
UJD: yeah. and u r my neighbours indispensable flower pot
MFPIP: satti!!!
SSb: which is satii;s id?
UJD:
MFPIP: now its ULTIMATE
Cg:
RS: am back guys
Bg: sry i gotta leav nw
Cg: things r going to turn ugle....
Cg: ugly
RS: current went poof
WimfN: : WOO HOO
UJD: hey satti
Cg: REEL ugly
WimfN: : SHES LEAVING
Bg: bye
UJD: satti
RS: sry
WimfN: : !!!!
Yp: "radcliffe wore padded shorts to protect his manhood whilst filming the fifth part of the Harry Potter series"
Cg: happy birthday vaishu
Cg:
Yp: 0.o
Bg: thnx
Cg: o.O
WimfN: : huh
Cg: wth??
WimfN: : its her b'day today?
MFPIP: is that from DECCAN CHRONICLE?
Cg:
Bg: il cum bak if u can send an invite again
WimfN: : i thot you said it was that other girls b'day
UJD: hey vive la bagyaraj..are you sure that u r still a virgin?
Cg: shitty tabloid
WimfN: : oh happy b'day to you then
RS: ok, xan i know who the others r hu have joined this conference?
WimfN: : na
WimfN: : shes not
WimfN: : !
SSb: SHUT UP
SSb: WAIT U GUYS
RS: and i still dont know who nishi is!
Yp: yeah I think so.
SSb: LETS HAVE IT one by one
UJD: nishi?
SSb: sandeep and nidhi
WimfN: : wh
UJD: sushi?
WimfN: : why
SSb: go 1st
Bg: thnx
Cg: there's a nidhi here?
WimfN: : should we wait
RS: nidhi!
Yp: I'm half-celibate REMEMBER.
WimfN: : are we to wait for king julien!
Cg: half what?
WimfN: : umm
WimfN: : ohk whatever
Cg: you're gay? o.O
WimfN: : nishi
Cg:
WimfN: : happens to tbe this character
UJD: I think that you are half brain dead.
UJD:
UJD: I meant that as a compliment
WimfN: : from a boring
RS: ok.. can
WimfN: : japanese comic
RS: all of u
WimfN: : SO AR EYOU
MFPIP: vasu
MFPIP: nidhi
MFPIP: came from pondy
MFPIP: to chennai
RS: stop talking at the same time please?
MFPIP: to order MANGA
Cg: who is NIDHI
Cg: o_O
MFPIP: viva la bagitalle
Yp: tra la la al
SSb: sandeep!~! hats off.!! awesome prediction
SSb:
Yp: *la
Cg: ok but WHO is she
WimfN: : OR else?
RS: vive_la_bagitable is nidhi..
Cg: YES
RS: hu is that?
Cg: but how
Cg: do you know
Cg: her
Cg: who i she
Cg: how old
Cg: etc
Cg:
MFPIP: our junior 11th std.
Cg: cool
RS: i have no idea!
Cg: little girl
Cg:
RS: 11th ah?
RS: aiyaa..
MFPIP: the only 2 juniors here are not in ps
RS: bullshit
UJD: this vive grl has been totally hitting on satti
MFPIP: one left in 10th
RJG: ok... who is this batusaix911?
MFPIP: one left in 7th
Cg: chuckles in amusement
SSg: satti is so freakin intersted
Cg:
UJD: ofc
Cg: this convo is a mix of gayness and ugliness
RS: lakshmi, i warn u..
Yp: I dont hit on anybody
SSg: ok ok..
UJD: AAAH !!!!
SSb: daae
SSb: !
Cg: anja is here
UJD: Johnny Bravo
SSb: i am in ps
Cg: oh dear
RJG: hey anja!!
Yp: poeple HIT me though
SSb: i am
SSb: !!
RS: but i have gone a little too much..
UJD: and viva le bagyraj
MFPIP: XD
RS: now, everyone SHUT UP!
RS: i am gonna list
johnny bravo: hiii ppl
UJD: WHAt did u say?
Cg: who is a bagyaraj?
SSg: who is wusengashes?
Yp: lol at bhagyaraj
RS: lakshmi's boyfriends
MFPIP: XD
Cg: what?
Cg: XD
UJD:
SSg: ausengashes
SSg: ?
Cg: LEAVE GL ALONE
WimfN: : OMG ANJA "S HERE
RS: pls shut up everybody
SSb: thats me varun
SSb: !
WimfN: : WOO HOO
Yp: my mother says your all high.
WimfN: : ALL HAIL ANJA
SSb: varun xid
UJD:
Cg: frowns in disgust
Cg: mumbles incoherently
johnny bravo: hello .!~!
Cg: anja paavam
RS: in disgust of what xactly?
RS: ok, lakshmi, lemme list..
Cg: random ah i clicked
Cg:
UJD: *starts eating pillow*
johnny bravo: sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
Cg: pokes satti in the chest
RS: it all starts in our class
johnny bravo: screams in a mad fit
johnny bravo: wants a raise
johnny bravo: ponders the meaning of life
johnny bravo: pokes you in the chest
johnny bravo: listens attentively
UJD: *chomp chomp...burrp*
Cg: waves at everyone in the room
Yp: QUITE
RS: poke me.. i dont feel pain..
Cg: its spelled
RS: lemme list..
Cg: QU.I.ET
SSg: no
RJG: is getting bored
RS: yes
Cg: THE LAKSHMI HAS SPOKEN
Cg: silence minions
Yp: i MEANT THE BRITISH QUITE AS OPPOSED TO INDEED
RS: i dont give a damn..
Yp: DUH
Cg: HER LARGE FAN FOLLOWING WILL FLATTEN YOU
RS: if i wanna list, i will
Cg:
Yp: I do not make mistakes
Yp: I'm a genius.
RS: and NOBODY can stop me..
UJD: Oh yes u did
Cg: o-O
SSg: satti i beg u
UJD: vive la bagyaraj
Cg: nuttiness level 100%
WimfN: : Oh yes
Cg: insanity 100%
WimfN: : NOBODY cant stop you
RS: ok, temme sumthing..
WimfN: : but we cn
Yp: hi vineeth
SSg: yes?
Yp: want a cupcake?
Yp: I have 6
UJD: sure
Cg: i wanna sleep
RS: y do u gang up wid the boys when they try to pick on me?
WimfN: : hey
WimfN: : no thanks
Yp: wogaey
WimfN: : Huh
Cg: who?
SSg: u askin me?
RS: i wudn't have said nuffing if u weren't trying to make fun of me!
RS: yes!
WimfN: : i thot batusaiz was a guy
WimfN: : !
RS: i am asking u
UJD:
johnny bravo:
MFPIP: batusai x IS a guy
Cg: sandeep ~~
UJD: "who let the dogs out"
UJD: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
SSg: summa only.. y dont u kalichify them??
Yp: oi dutch girl shyaddup
RS: I DID
Cg: controversy level nearing 100%
SSg: y me?
MFPIP: who who who who
UJD: hey flower put
johnny bravo:
UJD: u dont have the right to talk
UJD: pot*
RS: ok, lakshmi shut it..
RS: lets shift topics
MFPIP: dutch girl and flower put are nowhere in the vicinity of buttface
SSg: good
SSb: wow!! this is fun!
RS: and gang on...
WimfN: : Yeah sure
Yp: I'm having the munchies.
WimfN: : lets all talk
SSg: SANDU
RS: say sandeep?
SSg: ?
UJD: yes?
Cg: sandeep are you noting all this?
RS: ok..
SSg:
Yp: I know!
RS: sandeep as i was saying
UJD: yes?
UJD: go on
RS:
UJD: as u were saying
SSg:
UJD: oooh
Cg:
WimfN: : lets talk about about how the african tribes spend their days........
UJD: how nice
Cg:
RS: wid a girl named
RJG:
Cg: XD
Cg:
RMfr: anipapa
RS: hmm.. i seem to forget it..
Cg: O__O
Cg:
UJD: I m honoured
Cg: anipapa?
MFPIP: anipapa????
RS: good for u..
UJD:
MFPIP: XD
Yp: somewhere the thread of this conversation was lost
Cg: u had a gf named anipapa?
Cg:
RS: now, shifting back to twelfth..
UJD: yeah
RS: in our class, sandu
UJD: stupid grl
RS: u have no GFs..
RJG: anipapa????!!
Cg: im leaving folks
RS: thank the stars..
Cg: i cant handle this
Cg:
WimfN: : LETS TALK ABOUT AFRICAN TRIBES AND THEIR DAILY ROUTINE.......ITS MORE INTERESTING THAN TALKING ABOUT SOME WEIRD GUYS 6TH STD. GF
UJD: wait wait lemme explain
Cg: african tribes
Cg: ?
Cg: ok
RS: next, let us take 12B
Cg: bye all
UJD: will some one plz shut the talkn flower pot?
WimfN: : STFU
RMfr: Henry left
RS:
Yp: wow talk about a minor
Yp: this is worse than vaibhav and whatserface
SSb: again!!!... wow!! this is fun
SSb:
UJD: dude
RS: and ends with Vaaruni
UJD: I dont evn know
SSb: oye oye nidhi
UJD: who bagya is
SSb: that was me and anirudh
WimfN: : oh varun still there huh
RJG: BHAGYA!!!
RMfr: whose gf list
UJD: ok bhagya
UJD: MINE
johnny bravo: gf listaa
johnny bravo: nice topic
johnny bravo:
MFPIP: anjaku lam pota poinde irukkum
RS: in 12D
UJD: I m sure u wud enjoy this talk anja
SSg: only 1 in 12B?????
johnny bravo: yea yea definitely
UJD: satti
RS: no no
UJD: u had
RS: many in 12B
UJD: now let me have mine
RS: but the list is long
RMfr: only one in 12 B ?
johnny bravo: huu ?
RS: so i only made mention
RMfr: sandeep u told me u had 5
UJD: can u plz tell us the names of the grls in
RS: of the starters and the rail enders..
UJD:
RS: There were many..
RS: cant list man..
SSg: pinch
UJD: what a pity
SSb: batusaix...?? is that anirudh
SSb: ?
UJD: remember his orkut profile??
RS: but there did stand out onein particular..
RJG: ..............k ppl..... i cant take this anymore....bubye
RMfr:
SSg: was tht shruthi one of them?.. i dun mean d shruthis in r school
WimfN: : NO
MFPIP: batusai x is rapster anirudh
WimfN: : LOOK WHAT YOU PEOPE DID
RMfr: think so
WimfN: : JAYA IS LEAVING
RS: er.. which other shruthi do u mean?
MFPIP: the one in
WimfN: : sundaam?
SSg: the one in
Yp: does somebody have a crushy-wushy
WimfN: : sundaram*
UJD: oooh
MFPIP: she comes to my class
RMfr: anipapa's gf
UJD: ooooh
RS: no no.. i dint know her much
UJD: oh is that right
RS: just that she was in my class..
UJD:
UJD: and...
MFPIP: cripsy
UJD: ?
MFPIP: nitti
RJG: actully no... the topic is getting intresting..
MFPIP: timpo
UJD: cripsy
MFPIP: blim
UJD: screwhead
MFPIP: dreggs
UJD: wheel hair
RMfr: change of topic
MFPIP: screwhead
Yp: WOOD LICE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
MFPIP: juggs
UJD:
RS: Vikku, do u want me to tell every1
UJD: I dare you
RS: I swear i will da
RMfr: u cant da anipapa
UJD: if u dont
UJD: I swear I will shout
RS: and i dont give a damn..
RS: MY NAME?
MFPIP:
RS: shout it..
Yp: And I dont understand
UJD: everytime a pune enters the class
LK: haloo ppl
WimfN: : OOHK IS ANYONE OTHER THAN ULTIMA AND BATUASIX INTERESETED IN THEIR NOT-SO-INTERESTIN G LIST OF GIRLS WHO THEY PROBABLY WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH/
UJD: yes yours satti
RS: ook..
LK: hloo
WimfN: : ?
RS: dont
LK: im raam rfm 9a in ps
RS: i will list..
RMfr: vineeth the great?
Yp: I;m not interested
UJD: what a pity
Yp: can we change subject to something more user friendly
WimfN: : on of the two most boring people on eath
RJG: oh...
RMfr: vikku's list it wont end
UJD: umm...
RJG: lol..whoever u r batusaix... watch out vikku would prob be standing behind u with a dagger....
WimfN: : DUDES IF YOU TWO WANT TO RELEASE EACH OTHERS LIST OF GIRLS JUST WRITE IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND PUT IT ON THE TFE BOARD......NTO HERE!
UJD: um who are you again?
RJG: AGREED!
RS: hu the hell is this vineeth da?
LK: halooooo
RS: if u cant stand it, get out!
Yp: I'll brb my idiiot brother wants to make a phone call
RMfr: but 12th arnt aloowed to post info on tfe board
WimfN: : someone
WimfN: : why do you care?
RS: nobody wants u here..
Yp: this is funnier than most police riots
WimfN: : OH THATS SO SAD
UJD: ohh boy
UJD: satti
UJD: u better cool it
RS: sandu,
UJD: now
RS: temme hu this guy is..
UJD: I dont know
WimfN: : ACTUALLY MY OWN APPRENTICE.........YOU'LL NOTICE THAT ITS YOU NOBODY WANTS
RS: is he in our skool?
UJD: why dont u be nice
WimfN: : yes i am
RS: i WONT..
MFPIP: no
MFPIP: was
MFPIP: now in noida
RS: 11th?
MFPIP: ya
MFPIP: varun's class
WimfN: : sheesh don't know your own school mates..
MFPIP: priyanth's clssmate
SSb: vineeth
RMfr: who is dis raam charan
RS: er.. y shud i?
SSb: u dont even know his name
SSb: and u expect him to know
SSb:
RS: ok, vineeth, shut all
RS: this is a conference for seniors only..
SSb: again NO
SSb: !
LK: it iss??
RS: not u ramakuttybabu!
LK: thankk u soo much fr considering mee as a senior
RS: u can stay!
LK: kk
LK: thankk uu
RS: as i was saying
LK: yess
RS: lemme list vikku's GFs
RS: sandy
RS: can u help me here?
WimfN: : Dude i'll shut my 8 holes....in the mean time go DO IT with yousrself
UJD: hey hey
UJD: satti
UJD: !!
WimfN: : In doing it with yourself?
WimfN: : no man
RS: i seem to be forgetting some names here!
UJD: dude
WimfN: : that would be disgusting!
LK: ppl
LK: weit upp
UJD: vineeth
RS: ok, sandy, do u thinki shud insult this fellow?
WimfN: : Yes?
RS: a yes wud suffice?
WimfN: : Oh sandy!
UJD: this has gone far enuf
RS: please man.. just say yes.
WimfN: : Oh sandy help him
WimfN: : please help him!
LK: waaaattt??
RS: ok, vineet, as sandy aint replying, i spare u..
UJD: vineeth, do try to behave in a civilised way
RS: now, lemme talk..
UJD: satti that goes for u too
LK: yaaa talkk
WimfN: : Oh sure......all thanks to sandy.....
UJD: if u want to bitch,moan and swear
WimfN: : otherwise
UJD: do it alone
UJD: not in a conference
RS: aw cmon..
WimfN: : you would've insulted the shit out of me wouldn't you?
RS: its in a conference that i can show odd my profanity skills..
UJD: I bet you both would have
RS: no,i cudnt do that..
RS: u look like shit urself..
UJD: Satti....
RS: how much shit can i insult out?
RS: or rather.. do u know how to poop?
SSg: satti.....
RS: cos i can smell u here..
UJD: enough is enough
RS: from noida thatis..
SSg: i no
LK: satti is d gf of sum1
UJD: HEY BLOODY SATTI
LK: wat d helll
WimfN: : Dude yo uhaven't even seen me..........and anyways thats not the point...........you can insult out shit..............your not constipated are you?
LK: plss stopp talkin rubbish
UJD: raam charran
RS: i cant insult shit out.. i usually dont.. wat do u do to shit?.. get somebody to insult u?
UJD: u r in 9th
LK: kk
LK: ill shut my mouthh
UJD: I didnt meant that
SSg:
SSb: peace ppl!
UJD: mean*
RS: now, get this vineet fellowoutta here so we can talk in peace..
UJD: but sure
SSb: fight slowly!!!
SSg: sandu u shud b clearer
WimfN: : Not really....but i'm guessing you ask sandy if you should shit or not?
SSb: to many things to read at a time
SSb:
RS: no no.. u got it all wrong.. i asked him ifi shud make u shit or not..
WimfN: : Oh sure your talking in peace alrithg
RS: ohk.. vineeth, come in a private conference pls..
UJD: gl..theres only soo much u can tell 2 stupid ppl who are of the belief that by swearing, they are the better man
UJD:
SSb: dude!! vineet!!! i have had my fair share of fights with rapster!! sorry.. satti!!!... belive u me!! its a total timewaster!
SSb:
RS: oh, all rite.. i quit
UJD: good
WimfN: : huh
RS: since there r so many ppl opposing this fite
SSg: good
RS: i quit
WimfN: : rapster?
RS: yes?
SSb: hahahah~
WimfN: : this piece of horseshit is a rapster
SSb: he can rap man!!
RS: ohk.. ppl..
RS: i am sry..
SSb: as of wat he says!
SSb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
RS: but this time, u cant stop me..
UJD: I applaud u satti
SSb: whoa!!
UJD: !!
SSb: raappsster sayin sorry?
SSg: look hes stopped n vineet u stop insultin him too
WimfN: : Ok
SSb: yeah!!...
RS: now, u look here u piece of baboon poop..
SSb: who are u talkin to ?
RS: u look like u a blob of mammoth spit..
SSg: aiyyaaaaaaaaaa
SSg: u forgot buttface
RS: so dont talk about me being horse spit..
SSg:
MFPIP: this is one ULTIMATE CONFERENCE
RS: thats way better..
UJD: aah screw it
RS: yes yes.. buttface..
UJD: GO GO GO !!
SSg: sandu
LK:
RS: waiting for insults in return..
MFPIP: the V is back
UJD: yes?
SSg: it'll take him time man
RS: and ppl,
Yp: TALK ABOUT ME!
Yp: I'm a cool
UJD: aah yes
RS: pls dont think i quit if i log out..
RS: current here is very unsteady
SSb: satti never quits
RS: so comp can go poof any time
SSb: does he
SSb: ?
WimfN: : you worthless pile of cockroach droppings
WimfN: : !
RS: nope..
RS: whew..
LK:
UJD: Ohh..the pride of swearing @ each other
RS: atlasr he came up wid SOME insult..
UJD: Wooo hoo
WimfN: : NOT REALLY
UJD: really?
RS: now, u look here u piece of elephant tusk dipped in dog piss
WimfN: : YES REALLY
UJD: then why the hell dont u shut up?
UJD: satii
Yp: how sweet
UJD: enough
LK:
Yp: what nice sweet tempered young dutch girls
WimfN: : UMM CAUSE SANDY DIDN'Y ASK TOU TO TELL ME THAT!
SSb: fuck.!! this conversation is so going to the tfe board
SSb:
RS: u look like u were born in a pot of piss
WimfN: : MU HA HA HA
MFPIP: anja gl and i are silent spectators
LK: watt d hell
MFPIP: raam is paavam
SSb: dae!
SSb: me also!
MFPIP: stuck with the seniors
LK: even i am a silent spectatpr
RS: u dont want me insulting u da..
UJD: the pacifier turns into a cheerleaders
SSb: i am a !
WimfN: : ANYWAYS WWHY DON'T YOU TRY SHUTTING UP FOR ONCE
UJD: go go
UJD: !!!
RS: hehehe.. quitting already?
UJD: is that the best u can come up with vineeth
WimfN: : I MEAN YOU KNOW SHIT CAN' KEEP COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH ALL THE TIME
UJD: how sad...
WimfN: : !
UJD: aaah wat a comeback
WimfN: : EVE FROM AA RAPSTERS
WimfN: : MOUTH
RS: that is the worst comeback possible man..
Yp: Well, the baltic economy never was able to bounce back
Yp: what with the vampires
SSb: its like arsenal regaining the epl
SSb:
RS: ohk, u finished?
WimfN: : WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A COMEBACK
SSb: bohooo!
WimfN: : ?
MFPIP: gl?
Yp: ARSENAL SUCKS.
MFPIP: are you still there?
SSg: ?
Yp: Bleddy cheaters.
SSg: yes
MFPIP: semma comedy no
LK: yes
WimfN: : DUDE YOU EVEN STARTED OR WHAT?
UJD: What a pity
LK: aresnal suxx
SSb: way to go nidhi
SSb: 1
SSg: i no
SSb: way to go raam!
MFPIP: we are only laughing max out of this
RS: ohk.. as he says, lets start..
UJD:
WimfN: : OK
RS: now, u lookk here u piece of diarrhoea..
WimfN: : OR AM I TO WAIT ANOTHER HOUR UNTIL YOU GET SANDY'S APPROVAL?
SSg: ))
RS: no no.
Yp: that made no sense
UJD: the joy of seeing ppl insult each other...*joyful tears*
UJD:
RS: i am already starting..
SSg: piece of diarrhoea?!!!!!!
RS: sry
Yp: and it wasn't very clever either
RS: was to say diarrhoea shit
UJD: tch
RS: but i had to reply..
RS: ok..
Yp: quite.
MFPIP: shouldnt diarrhoea be adjective
RS: aiyaa..
WimfN: : OK
MFPIP: diarrhoeative
MFPIP: or something like that
Yp: indeed.
RS: nobody interrupt me PLEASE!!!
SSb: vikku! shut up
MFPIP: ok
SSb: and let this continue
MFPIP: go on
SSb:
Yp: and again : what a nice bunch of little dutch girls
WimfN: : OK
RS: appa di!.. atlasr a little freedom..
SSb: wait
SSb: wait
SSb: wait
MFPIP: apart from you theres only one girl
SSb: 2 on 1
UJD: say, nidhi,whats with u and dutch grls?
SSb: vineeth vs. sandy and satti
SSb: !!
SSb: and .!!!
SSb: GO!
Yp: holland is cool
UJD: are you some long lost sister of theirs?
LK: weit
Yp: you can smoke pot
RS: ohk..as i was saying, u look like a piece of dinosaur shit..
UJD: vikku..
LK: does any one like satti here?
UJD: i think we found shrids match
UJD:
RS: mixed witht the spit of a constipating baboon..
UJD: both from holland arent they?
SSb: nidhi!!
SSb: wait for
MFPIP: nidhi knows shridhar
WimfN: : HAVE YOU EVER SEEN DINOSAUR SHIT?.....
SSb: ..
UJD: she does?
RS: u look like a piece of drainage cloth..
MFPIP: they used to go in the same van
RS: ayaa..
MFPIP: right?
WimfN: : YOU SHOULD TRY LOOKING AT YOUR BARE ASS..........LOOKS THE SAME !
RS: i am sleepy
RS: looks the same as what?
Yp: seriously vineeth I thought you were clever,
MFPIP: dinosaur shit
WimfN: : DINORSAUR SHIT!
UJD:
RS: y cant u type fast for heaven's sake?
SSb: but u just said!!!
SSb: u havent seen dinosaur shit
SSb:
WimfN: : YEAH VIKSU GOT IT RIGHT!
RS: tahts all u can come up wid..
Yp: hi 5 to varun there
RS: aiyaa...
WimfN: : HUH
WimfN: : NO
SSb: yeap!
MFPIP: pera kettone
WimfN: : THERES A GIRL HERE
MFPIP: chumma
MFPIP: adhurudhula
WimfN: : ITS AGAINS'T MY RULE TO INSULT IN FRONT OG A GIRL!
RS: this guy's so Novice-like..
UJD:
MFPIP: cha one thing this conference needs
MFPIP: is
UJD: i wonder what u have doing all this time then,vineeth
MFPIP: O RAGHUPRADEEP
LK: is
RS: oh dear.. nice excuse..
WimfN: : DUDE GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION AND BECOME A DAY TIME HOOKER MAN!
UJD: o-O
WimfN: : !
UJD: O-o
Yp: vineeth is such a gentleman.
LK: eeeyyyukk
MFPIP: raam
MFPIP: kutty boy
MFPIP: get out of the conf.
MFPIP: before it gets ugly
Yp: DUDE GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION AND BECOME A DAY TIME HOOKER MAN <-- exhibit A
UJD: it hasnt already?
RS: how about u getting a sex change operation and becomin a whore house master?
LK: im not a good boy n alll
MFPIP: super
MFPIP: one min
MFPIP: now raam
MFPIP: i have to ask you
LK: yes
LK: goo on
MFPIP: what happened when g vignesh came to your class
MFPIP: heyrambha got into trouble no
SSg: ohh
MFPIP: explain full story
LK: well u noe
WimfN: : UMMM WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT AS WELL AND TELL ME HOW IT IS?
LK: actully
RS: or rather, how about checking
UJD: Hey rambha!!
UJD:
UJD:
LK: ders dis guy called sainath
MFPIP: let raam speak
LK: hu insultdd gv
LK: welll
RS: it wud look the same as
MFPIP: namma katchi
LK: he sorta insulted himm
UJD: ^^^
MFPIP: i have to meet sainath
MFPIP:
SSb: dude
SSb: !!
SSb: plse
LK: n lykk heyramba got pissed off
SSb: plse
SSb: plse
SSb: wait
SSb: damind
SSb: one story at a time
LK: n heee gott damm angryy
UJD: wheres nidhi?
SSb: and vikku u ass
MFPIP: how did he sort of insult him?
SSb: told u to shut up no
SSb: daae
Yp: heyrambha??? your kidding,right??
SSb: raam
SSb: wait man
SSb: !
LK: kk
SSb: yeah
UJD: shouldnt she come up with a statement that she thinks is very clever at this point?
SSb: satti and vineeth
SSb: take it away!
MFPIP: no
MFPIP: wait
SSb: daaee.!!
MFPIP: raam has his sotry to finish
RS: he aint replying!
RS: i am bored..
WimfN: : DUDE GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS AND FEED YOUR BALLS TO YOUR DOGS!
MFPIP: raam go on
Yp: yes I should mr. boring angular velocity thingummy
MFPIP: how did he insult
WimfN: : MU HA HAH A
SSb: we have a fight which wont finish
LK: okkk
RS: ya ya.. very clever..
SSb: dude
LK: cannn i cont..??
RS: YAWN!!!
WimfN: : THATS AN INTERESTING THING FOR YOU TO DO OVER THE WEEKEND
MFPIP: plz continue
SSb: take
SSb: !
SSb: we have a fight to watch
LK: likee
WimfN: : CHAPPLIE?
LK: wen sainath insulted gv
RS: exactly..
RS: kunju..
UJD: Hey varun, get me some vodka
LK: he was shoutin SPL SPL
MFPIP: haha
LK: ys ys chapli
MFPIP: super dude this sainath
RS: daei, ramakuttybabu..
LK: both of em strtd fitin
MFPIP: i have to meet him
RS: shut it..
LK: it ws lykkk a loong fite
MFPIP: introduce me to him da
LK: n den hermba gave a tightt slapp
UJD: vikku, enough of
RS: kunju, i will kick
SSg: ok i have had enough of this conf........ gnite every1
LK: n sainath strtdd crythinngg
RS: gnite..
LK: n lykk he cudin hear properly n all
WimfN: : GNITE
SSb: raam
LK: n saraswati miss came n strtdd blastin
SSb: for christ sake
UJD: bye
MFPIP: ok goodnight
SSb: shut up!
SSg: n satti..hhave fun fightin
SSb: .
RS: oh fuck..
SSb: and sanddep vodak is on the way!
SSb:
SSb: .!
RS: that guy is leaving?
SSb: vodka*
UJD: thnks a lot man.
WimfN: : HUH
WimfN: : NO
WimfN: : I WAS
UJD: *drinks greedily*
WimfN: : SAYING BYE TO LAKSHI
SSb: dude!!
SSb: satii
SSb: no offnce
RS: yes yes.. can u get on please?
SSb: but u would be the lst person he would say bi to!
RS: get me something better to retort on..
Yp: imaginary vodka?
SSb: last*
Yp: how sweet
MFPIP: vodkai
WimfN: : DUDE YOUR THE ONE BEING QUITE FOR SO MUCH TIME...........YOU EXHAUSTED OF PHRASES OR SOMETHING
MFPIP: i stands for imaginay
UJD: fosters home for imaginary frnds
UJD:
RS: no no.. i am ready 24/7 wid phrases..
SSb: foster is bear damid!
SSb: that i will agree
SSb: satee has prhases
RS: just thot of giving u a chance..
SSb: even if no sense
SSb: he will come up with some crap!
WimfN: : OH NO PLEASE CARRY ON
WimfN: : !
Yc: aiyoo
RS: ohk.. and vineeth, lets type in caps to highlight our conversation..
Yc: who r al dese
WimfN: : HI
SSb: aditi!!
SSb: wait wait
UJD: whos this now?
Yp: is that aditi balan??
SSb: just read!
LK: waat d..............
Yc: yeah hus
WimfN: : BATUSIX?.....I'M WAITING!
RS: so that we can let the audience see it..
Yp: Neeraja's replacement?? FOR ME.
SSb: yeah
SSb: satii!
RS: w8 man.. varun says w8
SSb: continure!
Yc: wait
WimfN: : YEAH
SSb: yeah!! wats
Yc: intro first
RS: ohk.. lets continue..
WimfN: : LETS TYPE IN CAPS!
SSb:
RS: OK
WimfN: : AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR "PHRSASES
WimfN: : !
RS: MY TURN ISNT IT?
RS: YES YES..
Yp: let's talk in l337
WimfN: : YEAH
LK: U GUYSS WANNA NOEEE HUZZ GONNA INSULT WHOM MOREE R WATT
Yp: PWease.
SSb: heey!! that was a good insult u guys!
RS: PLS W8
Yp: yay
UJD: vive knows 1337 language??
UJD: O___O
UJD:
SSb: lets talk in hidni
SSb: wat say
SSb: our mother toungue
SSb: .
SSb:
RS: ONE MINUTE MAN
RS: SUM1 ELSE IS IM ING ME..
RS: I'LL BE BCAK INA SEC
WimfN: : WHATS THE MATTER NOW?
MFPIP: ok very sorry but i gtg now... ttyl ... bye & DONT CONTINUE THE CONF WITHOUT ME
posted by Vikku @ 2:23 AM
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