Ultimate conference

This has got to be the single most hilarious conference on Earth.

KEY:

little kid stuck in the middle - LK

ultimate juvenile diabetic - UJD

most famous person in ps - MFPIP

yo-girl from pondy - Yp

random jobless girl - RJG

silent spectator girl - SSg

rapster satti - RS

Real madrid fan rat - RMfr

silent spectator boy - SSb

Walking insult machine from Noida - WimfN

yo-girl from Chennai - Yc

confused girl - Cg

Birthday girl - Bg

UJD: what in the world?

MFPIP: hey yo all

RJG: hey ppl...

Yp: hola

RJG: care to introduce urselves.... i am at a loss

UJD: hello !!

MFPIP: No, thank you.

MFPIP: satti is here

MFPIP: so is nidhi

SSg: ha

MFPIP: anirudh is only RAPSTER

SSg: ha

SSg: hah

SSg: hahahah

RS: er.. hu os nidhi?

MFPIP: viva la bagitalle is nidhi

UJD: who?

SSg:

Yp: nidhi

UJD: who in the world is NIDHI??

Yp:

Yp: me me is nidhi

UJD:

UJD: no offence

UJD: but thats ur full name?

RS: has to be agirl man

Yp: well I hate my full name.

RJG: hem hem.... do v no u nidhi?

RS: kunjumani has invited her..

Yp: and wow, you got THAT right there.

RS:

RS: yay!

MFPIP: satti

MFPIP: she is the girl who scrapped you long back

UJD:

RS: YESSSS?!?!?

RS: long back?

RS: er... when?

Yp: all your 12th mates eh.

RJG: yaaru pa idhu.... ultimate omega?

Yp: fun fun,

MFPIP: yep all 12th mates

SSg: sandu

UJD: ultimate ?

UJD:

RJG: oh.... k...lol

RS: now, kunju stop the suspense and tell us hu nidhi is..

RS: oh holy hell

UJD: u r that jaya grl from 12b rite?

RS: hu r u nidhi?

RJG: guilty!

Yp: ehm I'm a cool

UJD: satti seems very interested

Yp: anyway

RS: JAYA???... JAYA is here?

RS: yes yes.. i am..

SSg:

UJD: aaw

UJD: aint that cute

UJD:

RS: ya..

RS: lets make fun of me..

RS: lakshmi u shudnt laugh

RJG: y not?

RS: seeing that u have around 20 boyfriends in the skool

UJD: ooopsie

RJG:

RS: including one in this conference

RS:

SSg: satti stop..

Yp: ok now I'm confused.

RS: i wont..

RJG: midge...who di?

RS: its kinda fun to make fun of others..

RS:

SSg: i dunno

Yp: it is

SSg: satti luvs makin up stuff

RS: oh.. dont u?

SSg: jus bcoz i madeup ONE matter

MFPIP: really?

UJD: o ya

SSg: tht too dint blow it out of proprtion like he does

RS: ONE matter?

UJD: that lakshmi jayasuriya?

MFPIP: you made up a matter for SATTI?????????

SSg:

Yp: ya ya

UJD:

Yp: lol

RS: ONE matter for hu?

RJG: no of "PA's" constantly inc...huh...midge?

SSg: NOOOOOOOOOO]

SSg: JAYA NOOO

RS: ok... lakshmi.. u r gonna die..

RS: i am gonna list ur boyfrends here..

RJG: k...k...

SSg: SATTI

RS: lets start in our class

SSg: PLZZZZZZZZZZZ

RS: starting from

SSg: I NEVER MENIONED

RS: ok ok..

SSg: THE MATTER

RS: since u plead

UJD:

RS: i wont..

UJD: ^^^^

UJD: ding ding

SSg: thank u

UJD: the winner -- satti

Yp: o-o;;

RS: Lakshmi wat say u that we team up

Yp: ppl MAKE SENSE

RS: to create

UJD: ok sure

MFPIP: satti

RS: a matter for SANDU!!!

SSg: team up and?

SSg: yesssss

UJD: ohh nice

SSg: sre;

RJG: and y should i not take over satti's noble work?>...

MFPIP: nidhi introduce yourself to satti no

MFPIP: he is only rapster on orkut

SSg: sure

SSg: nice idea da

UJD: What am i ?? some shepherd from australia

UJD: ?

RS: ok lets list the possibilities..

UJD: introduce urself to all of us

RJG: let nidhi speak...!!

Yp: who me

RS: lets start from Baghya of 12B

SSg:

UJD:

RS: and go till vaaruni

RJG: wow!!

UJD:

UJD: what to do

RS: and start from shruthi and smrithi of 12D

UJD: chicks dig me

UJD:

RS: and go till Laksmi Jayasuriya

UJD: go on

RS: whoever the HEll she is!

UJD: impressive

SSg: jayaprakash

Yp: "ultima_omega6: chicks dig me" indeed.

Yp: WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT ALREADY.

RS: watever..

RS: ok, nidhi introduce urself..

RJG: FINE.... REVEAL URSELF NIDHI!!

RS: rapster is ready to listen

UJD: the only reason satti is doing this is to impress certain ppl in this conference

RJG:

UJD: isnt that rite satti?

UJD:

Yp: I'm 15, write morbid poetry, love scandinavian metal and androgynous boy girls

RS: yes yes.. watever u say, my man!

Yp: also sarcasm

UJD: umm...

RS: ah..

RS: it amounts to u being a ukranian gal.. that true then?

UJD: i think this conv is going the wrong way

Yp: perhaps, I think I'm more mongolian but there might be SOME eurasian blood there

Yp: and no I'm not a mail-order bride.

RS: very much possible..

RJG: what way do u want it to go da?

RS: can u pls lift the suspense and reveal urself?

MFPIP: i want it that way - bsb

RS: kunju,

UJD: how abt..."hi I am a saint. I eat fruits for breakfast.Llamas milk for supper ??"

RS: can u atelast temme hu this is?

RJG: yeah please... suspense is killing us...

RS: sandu, that aint true for u even if it was a lie u know..

RS:

UJD: yea i know

UJD: i wud much rather eat chickhen head and fish fins

UJD:

SSg:

UJD: ^^^

UJD:

Yp: fish fins are yum

Yp: like tyres,

SSg: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

RJG: ugh!

MFPIP: this conf needs some C section elements in it

SSg: i swear

SSg: vikku

SSg: i forgot

Yp: and sheep entrails only more chewy

RJG: y the?

SSg: o tell u

RJG: forgot wat?

MFPIP: wat?

UJD: o_O

Yp: snh-snh

SSg: c sec guys were talkin to ramu sir after school today

SSg: semma comedy

UJD: Hey viva blah blah..are you vikkus girlfrnd?

MFPIP: no

SSg: u shudve been ther..

RJG: onna kekkala

Yp: duh no

Yp: I'm half celibate btw

Yp: and my name's nidhi

Yp: I lost my other grammatizator thingy

UJD: i wud say tht u lost ur marbles..

SSg:

Yp: they're right here in my pocket.

Yp: Your just jealous.

Yp:

UJD: Yea I sure am

UJD:

UJD: I bet every1 are

Yp: everyone is

Yp: not are

UJD: are you some sort of nurse or church lady?

UJD: ok

UJD: is

Yp: hardly, I hate nuns

MFPIP: she is a female satti

Yp: indeed

UJD: she is a female satti?

UJD: as in a female version of satti?

MFPIP: ya

SSg:

UJD: O____O

UJD:

SSg:

UJD:

SSg: wher is he?

RJG:

Yp: I thought that was established

Yp: who's satti??

SSg: satti???.. u ther?

Yp: he a serial killer?

UJD: hes gone

UJD: poor sod

MFPIP: anirudh ... batusai x ... rapster

Yp: NOICE.

MFPIP: you remember him dont you?

Yp: ah yes the d12 thingamabob

MFPIP: yep

MFPIP: amazed at him seeing which school he was from

Yp: poor darling listening to that awful hip-hop music

Yp: he's funny

UJD: are you some crazy gook from st johns who got transferred to pondi?

UJD: O-o

Yp: in like a non-see-my-poonal-thingy way

UJD: o_O

UJD: clearly I am missing something

UJD: usually I am the one who talks gibberish

UJD: ...

Yp: like a sense of humour.

Yp: tee-hee

RJG: this conversation is going crazy.......... nidhi... which school r u in?

RJG: ?

Yp: school run by lesbian killer vampire nuns

UJD: o_O

UJD: O_o

UJD:

RJG: oh... thats an easy guess...

Yp: no really, I'm going to rig the convent with cameras

RJG: reactiona maathu sandeep...

UJD: Again no offence, but are you sure you are a girl?

Yp: I hate that bleddy line

MFPIP: basic info: she was in ps till 7th

MFPIP: 7 A or should i say yo

Yp: Of course I'm a girl

Yp: unless I have TFS which I dont

UJD: How old is this girl?

Yp: 15

Yp:

MFPIP: 11th std. batch

MFPIP: the YO batch

RJG: interested satti??

UJD: aaah

UJD: figures

Yp: indeed

RJG: midge.... u thr?

Yp: does anyone know if city centre stocks manga other than cheap girly crap?

Yp: or do I have to place an order

MFPIP: lots of manga

Yp: I only found girly clamp

Yp: I'm looking for x/1999

MFPIP: i dont know where that is available

MFPIP: you came all the way from pondy to chennai

MFPIP: for MANGA?

Yp: yeah

Yp: why?

MFPIP: you deserve applause

UJD:

Yp: I would order online but them bastards NEVER ship to asia

Yp: well our part of asia

Yp: oi, you a cool omega or a bleddy w kinda omega?

MFPIP: XD @ the question

UJD: aye bleddy w omega?

UJD:

Yp: like angular velocity

Yp: NOICE.

MFPIP: you mean Resistance ohm omega

MFPIP: or angular velocity omega

UJD: ...

MFPIP: http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=34751686

Yp: angular velocity is the bleddy w omega

MFPIP: dabal yuuu

UJD: how much have u been drinkin lil grl?

Yp: anyone here a member of shelfari?

Yp: I don't drink unless its new year's

UJD: I guess for you everyday is a new year then

UJD:

Yp: neh

MFPIP: where are gl and satti

Yp: I drink frighteningly little for my age though

MFPIP: they are very inactive

MFPIP: shall i call some more for the conf.

UJD: Its difficult to converse

MFPIP: hey all

MFPIP: now the fun begins

Cg: o_O

Bg: hiiiiii

Bg: ?

UJD: if you dont know who u r talkn to

MFPIP: everyone's here

Cg: wat it ees

MFPIP: wait

MFPIP: lets go in order

UJD: see what I mean

Bg: so?

MFPIP: and intro!

WimfN: : what the fuck is this?

RMfr: u ar adding everyone

Cg: sandeep engage the translator

Yp: lol at the wat it ees

UJD: aah screw it

UJD: lets just drink

WimfN: : whose

WimfN: : ultime

RMfr: intro 4 what

Yp: yay

WimfN: : omega?

Yp: vin is here

keyboard player: hello....may i come in?????

Yp: *hug*

Cg: who says what is real mystery

Bg: helllloooooooooooo?

Cg: is a *

Cg: everyone wish vaishu!

WimfN: : WHOSE ULTIMA OMEGA?

RMfr: KAKA

Cg: its her birthday tomorrow

UJD: WHO ARE YOU??

mental vice captain: this is bull shit

Cg:

WimfN: : OMG REALLY

WimfN: : ITS HER B'DAY

UJD: WHO?

WimfN: : TOMOROW

UJD: WHOS HER??

WimfN: : MAN I'M SO EXCITED

UJD: I have heard of him

WimfN: : WHO KNOWS?

Bg: vineeth?

Cg: HER IS VAISHNVAI

WimfN: : BUT JUST JOIN ALONG!

Yp: la la la

WimfN: : huh

Bg: hu is vineeth?

RJG:

WimfN: : HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?

Cg: VAISHNAVI

Cg:

MFPIP: wait

MFPIP: for those who dont know

Bg: hello?

Cg: WHY IS EVERYONE TYPING IN CAPS

Cg: XD

WimfN: : EH ? I'M VINEETH

MFPIP: i will intro everyone

Yp: gingivitis is the number one cause of tooth decay

WimfN: : WHATS YOU PROB?

UJD: That explains a lot,vineeth

WimfN: : WE TYPE IN CAPS

WimfN: : THERES

WimfN: : NO RULE WHICH SAYS WE CAN'T

MFPIP: jayasharadha is jayasharadha

Cg: absolutely not

MFPIP: lakshmi is lakshmi

WimfN: : Ok

Bg: vikku

MFPIP: viva la bagitalle is nidhi

WimfN: : so i'm vineet

RJG: thanks

WimfN: : and you may you be?

MFPIP: rohit realmadrid is rohit

Yp: ALRIGHTY THEN.

MFPIP: ultima omega is sandeep

Bg: stupid

Cg: which rohit o_O

MFPIP: siddarthreddy is j siddarth VICE captain

Bg: vineeth hu?

MFPIP: vaas2k3 is vaishnavi

WimfN: : umm

MFPIP: vasundhara is vasundhara

RJG: hey siddharth

Cg: ah.

Bg: which class?

MFPIP: vineeth is vineeth

RJG: hey vaish

Cg: which class who o_O

UJD: class student <_<

Bg: hey jc

MFPIP: vineeth j siddarth and nidhi

MFPIP: are all 11th

WimfN: : Eh does anyone here know me at all?

MFPIP: only siddarth is in ps right now

WimfN: : huh sandeep from 11C?

MFPIP: vineeth is in noida

UJD:

Cg: class student { void DESTROY(); }

Bg: oh ok

MFPIP: nidhi in pondy

Bg: karmam

Bg: vasu

MFPIP: rest are all 12th stds.

UJD: I think I need to book tickets for honolulu...

Cg: rest and all

Cg: doesn matter fer us

Cg:

WimfN: : hey you sandeep from 11c?

Yp: aloha

WimfN: : and whose vaas?

MFPIP: no he is in 12 A

Cg: err that sandeep is 12 a

WimfN: : ook

WimfN: : ok

WimfN: : aloha............

Cg: we r all 12 a

Cg: me vikku vaishu sandeep

Cg: satti also

mental vice captain: me 11B

RJG: not me!!....12 B

UJD: and this vineeth?

Yp: DANCE!

MFPIP: was in 10 B

mental vice captain: alumni

MFPIP: varun v s classmate

Cg: o_O

RJG: oh

Cg: that guy ah

WimfN: : ohhh!

Cg: didnt satti have some issues

Cg: with him?

WimfN: : who had issues with whom?

Cg: nevr mind

MFPIP: our vice captain couldn't take it any more

Yp: lots of people whose names start with v, is this some conspiracy???? O-o;;

Cg: its all too complicated

Cg: its a conspirachy

MFPIP: yay

MFPIP: another VV

MFPIP:

MFPIP: v for vendetta

Yp: VARUN!!

Yp: change your name

Cg: now someone whose name sounds like a disease has joined this conversation

Yp: change your name

Yp: lol

RMfr: change ur name to CVV

Cg: ausengashed

Cg: oops

Cg: ausengashes

SSb: ausengashes

UJD:

SSb: yeah!!

SSb: varun here!

Cg: sounds like a fateful disease

SSb: hola!!

Cg: no offense my friend

WimfN: : dude its aloha!

UJD: I have a very funny feeling that this conf is gona turn ugly

Yp: ultima omega is a sweet little dutch girl in disguise

Cg: o_O

MFPIP:

MFPIP: XD

Yp: ehm sandeep is a sweet little dutch girl in disguise

WimfN: : Oh you do, do you?

Cg: poor blighter dont make fun of him

MFPIP: nidhi is the best next to satti

Yp: indeed

MFPIP: satti's back

Cg: he can hold his own

WimfN: : its pretty obvious from the no. of people who are i nthe convo!

Cg: someone yank satti here

UJD: yeah. and u r my neighbours indispensable flower pot

MFPIP: satti!!!

SSb: which is satii;s id?

UJD:

MFPIP: now its ULTIMATE

Cg:

RS: am back guys

Bg: sry i gotta leav nw

Cg: things r going to turn ugle....

Cg: ugly

RS: current went poof

WimfN: : WOO HOO

UJD: hey satti

Cg: REEL ugly

WimfN: : SHES LEAVING

Bg: bye

UJD: satti

RS: sry

WimfN: : !!!!

Yp: "radcliffe wore padded shorts to protect his manhood whilst filming the fifth part of the Harry Potter series"

Cg: happy birthday vaishu

Cg:

Yp: 0.o

Bg: thnx

Cg: o.O

WimfN: : huh

Cg: wth??

WimfN: : its her b'day today?

MFPIP: is that from DECCAN CHRONICLE?

Cg:

Bg: il cum bak if u can send an invite again

WimfN: : i thot you said it was that other girls b'day

UJD: hey vive la bagyaraj..are you sure that u r still a virgin?

Cg: shitty tabloid

WimfN: : oh happy b'day to you then

RS: ok, xan i know who the others r hu have joined this conference?

WimfN: : na

WimfN: : shes not

WimfN: : !

SSb: SHUT UP

SSb: WAIT U GUYS

RS: and i still dont know who nishi is!

Yp: yeah I think so.

SSb: LETS HAVE IT one by one

UJD: nishi?

SSb: sandeep and nidhi

WimfN: : wh

UJD: sushi?

WimfN: : why

SSb: go 1st

Bg: thnx

Cg: there's a nidhi here?

WimfN: : should we wait

RS: nidhi!

Yp: I'm half-celibate REMEMBER.

WimfN: : are we to wait for king julien!

Cg: half what?

WimfN: : umm

WimfN: : ohk whatever

Cg: you're gay? o.O

WimfN: : nishi

Cg:

WimfN: : happens to tbe this character

UJD: I think that you are half brain dead.

UJD:

UJD: I meant that as a compliment

WimfN: : from a boring

RS: ok.. can

WimfN: : japanese comic

RS: all of u

WimfN: : SO AR EYOU

MFPIP: vasu

MFPIP: nidhi

MFPIP: came from pondy

MFPIP: to chennai

RS: stop talking at the same time please?

MFPIP: to order MANGA

Cg: who is NIDHI

Cg: o_O

MFPIP: viva la bagitalle

Yp: tra la la al

SSb: sandeep!~! hats off.!! awesome prediction

SSb:

Yp: *la

Cg: ok but WHO is she

WimfN: : OR else?

RS: vive_la_bagitable is nidhi..

Cg: YES

RS: hu is that?

Cg: but how

Cg: do you know

Cg: her

Cg: who i she

Cg: how old

Cg: etc

Cg:

MFPIP: our junior 11th std.

Cg: cool

RS: i have no idea!

Cg: little girl

Cg:

RS: 11th ah?

RS: aiyaa..

MFPIP: the only 2 juniors here are not in ps

RS: bullshit

UJD: this vive grl has been totally hitting on satti

MFPIP: one left in 10th

RJG: ok... who is this batusaix911?

MFPIP: one left in 7th

Cg: chuckles in amusement

SSg: satti is so freakin intersted

Cg:

UJD: ofc

Cg: this convo is a mix of gayness and ugliness

RS: lakshmi, i warn u..

Yp: I dont hit on anybody

SSg: ok ok..

UJD: AAAH !!!!

SSb: daae

SSb: !

Cg: anja is here

UJD: Johnny Bravo

SSb: i am in ps

Cg: oh dear

RJG: hey anja!!

Yp: poeple HIT me though

SSb: i am ur junior

SSb: !!

RS: but i have gone a little too much..

UJD: and viva le bagyraj

MFPIP: XD

RS: now, everyone SHUT UP!

RS: i am gonna list

johnny bravo: hiii ppl

UJD: WHAt did u say?

Cg: who is a bagyaraj?

SSg: who is wusengashes?

Yp: lol at bhagyaraj

RS: lakshmi's boyfriends

MFPIP: XD

Cg: what?

Cg: XD

UJD:

SSg: ausengashes

SSg: ?

Cg: LEAVE GL ALONE

WimfN: : OMG ANJA "S HERE

RS: pls shut up everybody

SSb: thats me varun

SSb: !

WimfN: : WOO HOO

Yp: my mother says your all high.

WimfN: : ALL HAIL ANJA

SSb: varun xid

UJD:

Cg: frowns in disgust

Cg: mumbles incoherently

johnny bravo: hello .!~!

Cg: anja paavam

RS: in disgust of what xactly?

RS: ok, lakshmi, lemme list..

Cg: random ah i clicked

Cg:

UJD: *starts eating pillow*

johnny bravo: sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"

Cg: pokes satti in the chest

RS: it all starts in our class

johnny bravo: screams in a mad fit

johnny bravo: wants a raise

johnny bravo: ponders the meaning of life

johnny bravo: pokes you in the chest

johnny bravo: listens attentively

UJD: *chomp chomp...burrp*

Cg: waves at everyone in the room

Yp: QUITE

RS: poke me.. i dont feel pain..

Cg: its spelled

RS: lemme list..

Cg: QU.I.ET

SSg: no

RJG: is getting bored

RS: yes

Cg: THE LAKSHMI HAS SPOKEN

Cg: silence minions

Yp: i MEANT THE BRITISH QUITE AS OPPOSED TO INDEED

RS: i dont give a damn..

Yp: DUH

Cg: HER LARGE FAN FOLLOWING WILL FLATTEN YOU

RS: if i wanna list, i will

Cg:

Yp: I do not make mistakes

Yp: I'm a genius.

RS: and NOBODY can stop me..

UJD: Oh yes u did

Cg: o-O

SSg: satti i beg u

UJD: vive la bagyaraj

Cg: nuttiness level 100%

WimfN: : Oh yes

Cg: insanity 100%

WimfN: : NOBODY cant stop you

RS: ok, temme sumthing..

WimfN: : but we cn

Yp: hi vineeth

SSg: yes?

Yp: want a cupcake?

Yp: I have 6

UJD: sure

Cg: i wanna sleep

RS: y do u gang up wid the boys when they try to pick on me?

WimfN: : hey

WimfN: : no thanks

Yp: wogaey

WimfN: : Huh

Cg: who?

SSg: u askin me?

RS: i wudn't have said nuffing if u weren't trying to make fun of me!

RS: yes!

WimfN: : i thot batusaiz was a guy

WimfN: : !

RS: i am asking u

UJD:

johnny bravo:

MFPIP: batusai x IS a guy

Cg: sandeep ~~

UJD: "who let the dogs out"

UJD: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

SSg: summa only.. y dont u kalichify them??

Yp: oi dutch girl shyaddup

RS: I DID

Cg: controversy level nearing 100%

SSg: y me?

MFPIP: who who who who

UJD: hey flower put

johnny bravo:

UJD: u dont have the right to talk

UJD: pot*

RS: ok, lakshmi shut it..

RS: lets shift topics

MFPIP: dutch girl and flower put are nowhere in the vicinity of buttface

SSg: good

SSb: wow!! this is fun!

RS: and gang on...

WimfN: : Yeah sure

Yp: I'm having the munchies.

WimfN: : lets all talk

SSg: SANDU

RS: say sandeep?

SSg: ?

UJD: yes?

Cg: sandeep are you noting all this?

RS: ok..

SSg:

Yp: I know!

RS: sandeep as i was saying

UJD: yes?

UJD: go on

RS: ur GF list starts from the 6th grade

UJD: as u were saying

SSg:

UJD: oooh

Cg:

WimfN: : lets talk about about how the african tribes spend their days........

UJD: how nice

Cg:

RS: wid a girl named

RJG:

Cg: XD

Cg:

RMfr: anipapa

RS: hmm.. i seem to forget it..

Cg: O__O

Cg:

UJD: I m honoured

Cg: anipapa?

MFPIP: anipapa????

RS: good for u..

UJD:

MFPIP: XD

Yp: somewhere the thread of this conversation was lost

Cg: u had a gf named anipapa?

Cg:

RS: now, shifting back to twelfth..

UJD: yeah

RS: in our class, sandu

UJD: stupid grl

RS: u have no GFs..

RJG: anipapa????!!

Cg: im leaving folks

RS: thank the stars..

Cg: i cant handle this

Cg:

WimfN: : LETS TALK ABOUT AFRICAN TRIBES AND THEIR DAILY ROUTINE.......ITS MORE INTERESTING THAN TALKING ABOUT SOME WEIRD GUYS 6TH STD. GF

UJD: wait wait lemme explain

Cg: african tribes

Cg: ?

Cg: ok

RS: next, let us take 12B

Cg: bye all

UJD: will some one plz shut the talkn flower pot?

WimfN: : STFU

RMfr: Henry left

RS: ur GF list starts from Baghya in 12B

Yp: wow talk about a minor

Yp: this is worse than vaibhav and whatserface

SSb: again!!!... wow!! this is fun

SSb:

UJD: dude

RS: and ends with Vaaruni

UJD: I dont evn know

SSb: oye oye nidhi

UJD: who bagya is

SSb: that was me and anirudh

WimfN: : oh varun still there huh

RJG: BHAGYA!!!

RMfr: whose gf list

UJD: ok bhagya

UJD: MINE

johnny bravo: gf listaa

johnny bravo: nice topic

johnny bravo:

MFPIP: anjaku lam pota poinde irukkum

RS: in 12D

UJD: I m sure u wud enjoy this talk anja

SSg: only 1 in 12B?????

johnny bravo: yea yea definitely

UJD: satti

RS: no no

UJD: u had ur fun

RS: many in 12B

UJD: now let me have mine

RS: but the list is long

RMfr: only one in 12 B ?

johnny bravo: huu ?

RS: so i only made mention

RMfr: sandeep u told me u had 5

UJD: can u plz tell us the names of the grls in st johns who wanted to pinch your face?

RS: of the starters and the rail enders..

UJD:

RS: There were many..

RS: cant list man..

SSg: pinch ur face????

UJD: what a pity

SSb: batusaix...?? is that anirudh

SSb: ?

UJD: remember his orkut profile??

RS: but there did stand out onein particular..

RJG: ..............k ppl..... i cant take this anymore....bubye

RMfr:

SSg: was tht shruthi one of them?.. i dun mean d shruthis in r school

WimfN: : NO

MFPIP: batusai x is rapster anirudh

WimfN: : LOOK WHAT YOU PEOPE DID

RMfr: think so

WimfN: : JAYA IS LEAVING

RS: er.. which other shruthi do u mean?

MFPIP: the one in st johns a?

WimfN: : sundaam?

SSg: the one in st johns

Yp: does somebody have a crushy-wushy

WimfN: : sundaram*

UJD: oooh

MFPIP: she comes to my class

RMfr: anipapa's gf

UJD: ooooh

RS: no no.. i dint know her much

UJD: oh is that right

RS: just that she was in my class..

UJD:

UJD: and...

MFPIP: cripsy

UJD: ?

MFPIP: nitti

RJG: actully no... the topic is getting intresting..

MFPIP: timpo

UJD: cripsy

MFPIP: blim

UJD: screwhead

MFPIP: dreggs

UJD: wheel hair

RMfr: change of topic

MFPIP: screwhead

Yp: WOOD LICE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

MFPIP: juggs

UJD:

RS: Vikku, do u want me to tell every1 ur full list of GFs?

UJD: I dare you

RS: I swear i will da

RMfr: u cant da anipapa

UJD: if u dont

UJD: I swear I will shout ur name

RS: and i dont give a damn..

RS: MY NAME?

MFPIP:

RS: shout it..

Yp: And I dont understand

UJD: everytime a pune enters the class

LK: haloo ppl

WimfN: : OOHK IS ANYONE OTHER THAN ULTIMA AND BATUASIX INTERESETED IN THEIR NOT-SO-INTERESTIN G LIST OF GIRLS WHO THEY PROBABLY WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH/

UJD: yes yours satti

RS: ook..

LK: hloo

WimfN: : ?

RS: dont

LK: im raam rfm 9a in ps

RS: i will list..

RMfr: vineeth the great?

Yp: I;m not interested

UJD: what a pity

Yp: can we change subject to something more user friendly

WimfN: : on of the two most boring people on eath

RJG: oh...

RMfr: vikku's list it wont end

UJD: umm...

RJG: lol..whoever u r batusaix... watch out vikku would prob be standing behind u with a dagger....

WimfN: : DUDES IF YOU TWO WANT TO RELEASE EACH OTHERS LIST OF GIRLS JUST WRITE IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND PUT IT ON THE TFE BOARD......NTO HERE!

UJD: um who are you again?

RJG: AGREED!

RS: hu the hell is this vineeth da?

LK: halooooo

RS: if u cant stand it, get out!

Yp: I'll brb my idiiot brother wants to make a phone call

RMfr: but 12th arnt aloowed to post info on tfe board

WimfN: : someone

WimfN: : why do you care?

RS: nobody wants u here..

Yp: this is funnier than most police riots

WimfN: : OH THATS SO SAD

UJD: ohh boy

UJD: satti

UJD: u better cool it

RS: sandu,

UJD: now

RS: temme hu this guy is..

UJD: I dont know

WimfN: : ACTUALLY MY OWN APPRENTICE.........YOU'LL NOTICE THAT ITS YOU NOBODY WANTS

RS: is he in our skool?

UJD: why dont u be nice

WimfN: : yes i am

RS: i WONT..

MFPIP: no

MFPIP: was

MFPIP: now in noida

RS: 11th?

MFPIP: ya

MFPIP: varun's class

WimfN: : sheesh don't know your own school mates..

MFPIP: priyanth's clssmate

SSb: vineeth

RMfr: who is dis raam charan

RS: er.. y shud i?

SSb: u dont even know his name

SSb: and u expect him to know ur name

SSb:

RS: ok, vineeth, shut all ur 8 holes and sit..

RS: this is a conference for seniors only..

SSb: again NO

SSb: !

LK: it iss??

RS: not u ramakuttybabu!

LK: thankk u soo much fr considering mee as a senior

RS: u can stay!

LK: kk

LK: thankk uu

RS: as i was saying

LK: yess

RS: lemme list vikku's GFs

RS: sandy

RS: can u help me here?

WimfN: : Dude i'll shut my 8 holes....in the mean time go DO IT with yousrself

UJD: hey hey

UJD: satti

UJD: !!

WimfN: : In doing it with yourself?

WimfN: : no man

RS: i seem to be forgetting some names here!

UJD: dude

WimfN: : that would be disgusting!

LK: ppl

LK: weit upp

UJD: vineeth

RS: ok, sandy, do u thinki shud insult this fellow?

WimfN: : Yes?

RS: a yes wud suffice?

WimfN: : Oh sandy!

UJD: this has gone far enuf

RS: please man.. just say yes.

WimfN: : Oh sandy help him

WimfN: : please help him!

LK: waaaattt??

RS: ok, vineet, as sandy aint replying, i spare u..

UJD: vineeth, do try to behave in a civilised way

RS: now, lemme talk..

UJD: satti that goes for u too

LK: yaaa talkk

WimfN: : Oh sure......all thanks to sandy.....

UJD: if u want to bitch,moan and swear

WimfN: : otherwise

UJD: do it alone

UJD: not in a conference

RS: aw cmon..

WimfN: : you would've insulted the shit out of me wouldn't you?

RS: its in a conference that i can show odd my profanity skills..

UJD: I bet you both would have

RS: no,i cudnt do that..

RS: u look like shit urself..

UJD: Satti....

RS: how much shit can i insult out?

RS: or rather.. do u know how to poop?

SSg: satti.....

RS: cos i can smell u here..

UJD: enough is enough

RS: from noida thatis..

SSg: i no

LK: satti is d gf of sum1

UJD: HEY BLOODY SATTI

LK: wat d helll

WimfN: : Dude yo uhaven't even seen me..........and anyways thats not the point...........you can insult out shit..............your not constipated are you?

LK: plss stopp talkin rubbish

UJD: raam charran

RS: i cant insult shit out.. i usually dont.. wat do u do to shit?.. get somebody to insult u?

UJD: u r in 9th

LK: kk

LK: ill shut my mouthh

UJD: I didnt meant that

SSg:

SSb: peace ppl!

UJD: mean*

RS: now, get this vineet fellowoutta here so we can talk in peace..

UJD: but sure

SSb: fight slowly!!!

SSg: sandu u shud b clearer

WimfN: : Not really....but i'm guessing you ask sandy if you should shit or not?

SSb: to many things to read at a time

SSb:

RS: no no.. u got it all wrong.. i asked him ifi shud make u shit or not..

WimfN: : Oh sure your talking in peace alrithg

RS: ohk.. vineeth, come in a private conference pls..

UJD: gl..theres only soo much u can tell 2 stupid ppl who are of the belief that by swearing, they are the better man

UJD:

SSb: dude!! vineet!!! i have had my fair share of fights with rapster!! sorry.. satti!!!... belive u me!! its a total timewaster!

SSb:

RS: oh, all rite.. i quit

UJD: good

WimfN: : huh

RS: since there r so many ppl opposing this fite

SSg: good

RS: i quit

WimfN: : rapster?

RS: yes?

SSb: hahahah~

WimfN: : this piece of horseshit is a rapster

SSb: he can rap man!!

RS: ohk.. ppl..

RS: i am sry..

SSb: as of wat he says!

SSb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

RS: but this time, u cant stop me..

UJD: I applaud u satti

SSb: whoa!!

UJD: !!

SSb: raappsster sayin sorry?

SSg: look hes stopped n vineet u stop insultin him too

WimfN: : Ok

SSb: yeah!!...

RS: now, u look here u piece of baboon poop..

SSb: who are u talkin to ?

RS: u look like u a blob of mammoth spit..

SSg: aiyyaaaaaaaaaa

SSg: u forgot buttface

RS: so dont talk about me being horse spit..

SSg:

MFPIP: this is one ULTIMATE CONFERENCE

RS: thats way better..

UJD: aah screw it

RS: yes yes.. buttface..

UJD: GO GO GO !!

SSg: sandu

LK:

RS: waiting for insults in return..

MFPIP: the V is back

UJD: yes?

SSg: it'll take him time man

RS: and ppl,

Yp: TALK ABOUT ME!

Yp: I'm a cool

UJD: aah yes

RS: pls dont think i quit if i log out..

RS: current here is very unsteady

SSb: satti never quits

RS: so comp can go poof any time

SSb: does he

SSb: ?

WimfN: : you worthless pile of cockroach droppings

WimfN: : !

RS: nope..

RS: whew..

LK:

UJD: Ohh..the pride of swearing @ each other

RS: atlasr he came up wid SOME insult..

UJD: Wooo hoo

WimfN: : NOT REALLY

UJD: really?

RS: now, u look here u piece of elephant tusk dipped in dog piss

WimfN: : YES REALLY

UJD: then why the hell dont u shut up?

UJD: satii

Yp: how sweet

UJD: enough

LK:

Yp: what nice sweet tempered young dutch girls

WimfN: : UMM CAUSE SANDY DIDN'Y ASK TOU TO TELL ME THAT!

SSb: fuck.!! this conversation is so going to the tfe board

SSb:

RS: u look like u were born in a pot of piss

WimfN: : MU HA HA HA

MFPIP: anja gl and i are silent spectators

LK: watt d hell

MFPIP: raam is paavam

SSb: dae!

SSb: me also!

MFPIP: stuck with the seniors

LK: even i am a silent spectatpr

RS: u dont want me insulting u da..

UJD: the pacifier turns into a cheerleaders

SSb: i am a !

WimfN: : ANYWAYS WWHY DON'T YOU TRY SHUTTING UP FOR ONCE

UJD: go go

UJD: !!!

RS: hehehe.. quitting already?

UJD: is that the best u can come up with vineeth

WimfN: : I MEAN YOU KNOW SHIT CAN' KEEP COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH ALL THE TIME

UJD: how sad...

WimfN: : !

UJD: aaah wat a comeback

WimfN: : EVE FROM AA RAPSTERS

WimfN: : MOUTH

RS: that is the worst comeback possible man..

Yp: Well, the baltic economy never was able to bounce back

Yp: what with the vampires

SSb: its like arsenal regaining the epl

SSb:

RS: ohk, u finished?

WimfN: : WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A COMEBACK

SSb: bohooo!

WimfN: : ?

MFPIP: gl?

Yp: ARSENAL SUCKS.

MFPIP: are you still there?

SSg: ?

Yp: Bleddy cheaters.

SSg: yes

MFPIP: semma comedy no

LK: yes

WimfN: : DUDE YOU EVEN STARTED OR WHAT?

UJD: What a pity

LK: aresnal suxx

SSb: way to go nidhi

SSb: 1

SSg: i no

SSb: way to go raam!

MFPIP: we are only laughing max out of this

RS: ohk.. as he says, lets start..

UJD:

WimfN: : OK

RS: now, u lookk here u piece of diarrhoea..

WimfN: : OR AM I TO WAIT ANOTHER HOUR UNTIL YOU GET SANDY'S APPROVAL?

SSg: ))

RS: no no.

Yp: that made no sense

UJD: the joy of seeing ppl insult each other...*joyful tears*

UJD:

RS: i am already starting..

SSg: piece of diarrhoea?!!!!!!

RS: sry

Yp: and it wasn't very clever either

RS: was to say diarrhoea shit

UJD: tch

RS: but i had to reply..

RS: ok..

Yp: quite.

MFPIP: shouldnt diarrhoea be adjective

RS: aiyaa..

WimfN: : OK

MFPIP: diarrhoeative

MFPIP: or something like that

Yp: indeed.

RS: nobody interrupt me PLEASE!!!

SSb: vikku! shut up

MFPIP: ok

SSb: and let this continue

MFPIP: go on

SSb:

Yp: and again : what a nice bunch of little dutch girls

WimfN: : OK

RS: appa di!.. atlasr a little freedom..

SSb: wait

SSb: wait

SSb: wait

MFPIP: apart from you theres only one girl

SSb: 2 on 1

UJD: say, nidhi,whats with u and dutch grls?

SSb: vineeth vs. sandy and satti

SSb: !!

SSb: and .!!!

SSb: GO!

Yp: holland is cool

UJD: are you some long lost sister of theirs?

LK: weit

Yp: you can smoke pot

RS: ohk..as i was saying, u look like a piece of dinosaur shit..

UJD: vikku..

LK: does any one like satti here?

UJD: i think we found shrids match

UJD:

RS: mixed witht the spit of a constipating baboon..

UJD: both from holland arent they?

SSb: nidhi!!

SSb: wait for ur chance!

MFPIP: nidhi knows shridhar

WimfN: : HAVE YOU EVER SEEN DINOSAUR SHIT?.....

SSb: ..

UJD: she does?

RS: u look like a piece of drainage cloth..

MFPIP: they used to go in the same van

RS: ayaa..

MFPIP: right?

WimfN: : YOU SHOULD TRY LOOKING AT YOUR BARE ASS..........LOOKS THE SAME !

RS: i am sleepy

RS: looks the same as what?

Yp: seriously vineeth I thought you were clever,

MFPIP: dinosaur shit

WimfN: : DINORSAUR SHIT!

UJD:

RS: y cant u type fast for heaven's sake?

SSb: but u just said!!!

SSb: u havent seen dinosaur shit

SSb:

WimfN: : YEAH VIKSU GOT IT RIGHT!

RS: tahts all u can come up wid..

Yp: hi 5 to varun there

RS: aiyaa...

WimfN: : HUH

WimfN: : NO

SSb: yeap!

MFPIP: pera kettone

WimfN: : THERES A GIRL HERE

MFPIP: chumma

MFPIP: adhurudhula

WimfN: : ITS AGAINS'T MY RULE TO INSULT IN FRONT OG A GIRL!

RS: this guy's so Novice-like..

UJD:

MFPIP: cha one thing this conference needs

MFPIP: is

UJD: i wonder what u have doing all this time then,vineeth

MFPIP: O RAGHUPRADEEP

LK: is

RS: oh dear.. nice excuse..

WimfN: : DUDE GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION AND BECOME A DAY TIME HOOKER MAN!

UJD: o-O

WimfN: : !

UJD: O-o

Yp: vineeth is such a gentleman.

LK: eeeyyyukk

MFPIP: raam

MFPIP: kutty boy

MFPIP: get out of the conf.

MFPIP: before it gets ugly

Yp: DUDE GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION AND BECOME A DAY TIME HOOKER MAN <-- exhibit A

UJD: it hasnt already?

RS: how about u getting a sex change operation and becomin a whore house master?

LK: im not a good boy n alll

MFPIP: super

MFPIP: one min

MFPIP: now raam

MFPIP: i have to ask you

LK: yes

LK: goo on

MFPIP: what happened when g vignesh came to your class

MFPIP: heyrambha got into trouble no

SSg: ohh

MFPIP: explain full story

LK: well u noe

WimfN: : UMMM WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT AS WELL AND TELL ME HOW IT IS?

LK: actully

RS: or rather, how about checking ur genitals after getting a sex change operation

UJD: Hey rambha!!

UJD:

UJD:

LK: ders dis guy called sainath

MFPIP: let raam speak

LK: hu insultdd gv

LK: welll

RS: it wud look the same as ur face does now..

MFPIP: namma katchi

LK: he sorta insulted himm

UJD: ^^^

MFPIP: i have to meet sainath

MFPIP:

SSb: dude

SSb: !!

SSb: plse

LK: n lykk heyramba got pissed off

SSb: plse

SSb: plse

SSb: wait

SSb: damind

SSb: one story at a time

LK: n heee gott damm angryy

UJD: wheres nidhi?

SSb: and vikku u ass

MFPIP: how did he sort of insult him?

SSb: told u to shut up no

SSb: daae

Yp: heyrambha??? your kidding,right??

SSb: raam

SSb: wait man

SSb: !

LK: kk

SSb: yeah

UJD: shouldnt she come up with a statement that she thinks is very clever at this point?

SSb: satti and vineeth

SSb: take it away!

MFPIP: no

MFPIP: wait

SSb: daaee.!!

MFPIP: raam has his sotry to finish

RS: he aint replying!

RS: i am bored..

WimfN: : DUDE GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS AND FEED YOUR BALLS TO YOUR DOGS!

MFPIP: raam go on

Yp: yes I should mr. boring angular velocity thingummy

MFPIP: how did he insult

WimfN: : MU HA HAH A

SSb: we have a fight which wont finish

LK: okkk

RS: ya ya.. very clever..

SSb: dude

LK: cannn i cont..??

RS: YAWN!!!

WimfN: : THATS AN INTERESTING THING FOR YOU TO DO OVER THE WEEKEND

MFPIP: plz continue

SSb: take ur personal vengence on chappli later

SSb: !

SSb: we have a fight to watch

LK: likee

WimfN: : CHAPPLIE?

LK: wen sainath insulted gv

RS: exactly..

RS: kunju..

UJD: Hey varun, get me some vodka

LK: he was shoutin SPL SPL

MFPIP: haha

LK: ys ys chapli

MFPIP: super dude this sainath

RS: daei, ramakuttybabu..

LK: both of em strtd fitin

MFPIP: i have to meet him

RS: shut it..

LK: it ws lykkk a loong fite

MFPIP: introduce me to him da

LK: n den hermba gave a tightt slapp

UJD: vikku, enough of ur stupid vendetta against chappli

RS: kunju, i will kick ur butt man..

SSg: ok i have had enough of this conf........ gnite every1

LK: n sainath strtdd crythinngg

RS: gnite..

LK: n lykk he cudin hear properly n all

WimfN: : GNITE

SSb: raam

LK: n saraswati miss came n strtdd blastin

SSb: for christ sake

UJD: bye

MFPIP: ok goodnight

SSb: shut up!

SSg: n satti..hhave fun fightin

SSb: .

RS: oh fuck..

SSb: and sanddep vodak is on the way!

SSb:

SSb: .!

RS: that guy is leaving?

SSb: vodka*

UJD: thnks a lot man.

WimfN: : HUH

WimfN: : NO

WimfN: : I WAS

UJD: *drinks greedily*

WimfN: : SAYING BYE TO LAKSHI

SSb: dude!!

SSb: satii

SSb: no offnce

RS: yes yes.. can u get on please?

SSb: but u would be the lst person he would say bi to!

RS: get me something better to retort on..

Yp: imaginary vodka?

SSb: last*

Yp: how sweet

MFPIP: vodkai

WimfN: : DUDE YOUR THE ONE BEING QUITE FOR SO MUCH TIME...........YOU EXHAUSTED OF PHRASES OR SOMETHING

MFPIP: i stands for imaginay

UJD: fosters home for imaginary frnds

UJD:

RS: no no.. i am ready 24/7 wid phrases..

SSb: foster is bear damid!

SSb: that i will agree

SSb: satee has prhases

RS: just thot of giving u a chance..

SSb: even if no sense

SSb: he will come up with some crap!

WimfN: : OH NO PLEASE CARRY ON

WimfN: : !

Yc: aiyoo

RS: ohk.. and vineeth, lets type in caps to highlight our conversation..

Yc: who r al dese

WimfN: : HI

SSb: aditi!!

SSb: wait wait

UJD: whos this now?

Yp: is that aditi balan??

SSb: just read!

LK: waat d..............

Yc: yeah hus

WimfN: : BATUSIX?.....I'M WAITING!

RS: so that we can let the audience see it..

Yp: Neeraja's replacement?? FOR ME.

SSb: yeah

SSb: satii!

RS: w8 man.. varun says w8

SSb: continure!

Yc: wait

WimfN: : YEAH

SSb: yeah!! wats ur weight btw?

Yc: intro first

RS: ohk.. lets continue..

WimfN: : LETS TYPE IN CAPS!

SSb:

RS: OK

WimfN: : AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR "PHRSASES

WimfN: : !

RS: MY TURN ISNT IT?

RS: YES YES..

Yp: let's talk in l337

WimfN: : YEAH

LK: U GUYSS WANNA NOEEE HUZZ GONNA INSULT WHOM MOREE R WATT

Yp: PWease.

SSb: heey!! that was a good insult u guys!

RS: PLS W8

Yp: yay

UJD: vive knows 1337 language??

UJD: O___O

UJD:

SSb: lets talk in hidni

SSb: wat say

SSb: our mother toungue

SSb: .

SSb:

RS: ONE MINUTE MAN

RS: SUM1 ELSE IS IM ING ME..

RS: I'LL BE BCAK INA SEC

WimfN: : WHATS THE MATTER NOW?

MFPIP: ok very sorry but i gtg now... ttyl ... bye & DONT CONTINUE THE CONF WITHOUT ME