Terrific Teacher Punches ;)

1Disclaimer:: I thought this was a must before I posted this.. All that which are posted below are facts and have been copied as in. No line is meant to be defamatory to any teacher and the author is not responsible for anything else that happens. ;)

Now with that over, let's get on to the matter. This post was inspired by Vikku's fav teachers post, however as I haven't been @ P.S that long, I thought I should post whatever I knew..... And the result is this post with the famous punches by XI A teachers.. Sit back, read and enjoy... share your fav in the comments section..

Starting with Maths...

Mr.K.Suresh:: Our half-paranoid sir, without any emotion whatever




Disclaimer:: Whatever you see in this post have been taken from the mouths of the respective teachers as is and you don't see the author's personal comments anywhere. The author is not responsible to what happens to the readers of this post..

With that over.... This post was inspired by Vikku's one about his favorite teachers.. However, as I haven't been at P.S long enough to post something similar, I decided to post what I knew and here goes nothing.... Famous Punch Dialogues by famous teachers...

Starting with maths, one of my favorite subjects.
Mr.K.Suresh:: One of the weirdest teachers you've ever seen, half-paranoid and arguing with chappli half the class, maths classes are fun! Ofcourse he is known for the great punchlines

"You are all great people, you know everything... you are goin to IIT!!"
"Infinity is a real number and should be written within square brackets"
"I make a student pass in 2 days, so many people have fallen at my feet.. your IIT teachers can't [and are utter waste]"
"In Gujarat we used to say Jai Shri Krish"
"I don't need ur respect, allow me to do my duty"
"Quostin says.... because know...."
"Humbility and Humility are most important pa"


Mr.Ramu:: One of the most eccentric but coolest teachers PS can ever see.... with a whole range of A Jokes that I dare not post here...

"The Value" (The way he pronounces this rules)
"Writeaprogram" (say this uber-fast"
"Your knee cap will be in your hand"
"Vishal, I will change the SH in ur name to KK"
"""" (Double quotes)
"String"
"okay now,,take down!"
"My boot mark will be on ur back"

L.S:: Not too many punches but a great teacher she is.
"Gel as a Team"
"Frivolous"

Andy:: The ultimate chem teacher.... if u r her student, no need to go anywhere for IIT clas....just gevani in her class... She is da best!

"Gevani"
"Am I make myself clear"
"ALl those who understood raise ur hand" (and she'll be the only one doing that)
"Advanced Science == Spirituality"
"purunjitha??"
"Systathula, Atathula, Sodiathula, Potassiathula, Problathula" - w00t!

Chitra Miss:: Well, the teacher whom Kaushik rags everyday.. Say more, need I?

"Emma"
"Sothe"
"stop tolking"
"Yes it will stuck"
"okadhe"
"There is only vignesh in this class" (Bulb, cause there are 2)
"Kaushik: You are a baaaad........................... (not sure what to call him) child...."
"Shriiiidhhhar, Goooookul, Viignessh.... and best of all Rang-Rajan" (as in rang de basanti)


There you go, hope you enjoyed this episode.. .XI A students, tell me about punches I've misse
d.. other class students do post about ur fav ones...

Now Am I make myself clear??
Best of all... Nobody can stop you!!!